A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from February 18, 2017
“Exercise bikes get you nowhere”

""Exercise bikes get you nowhere” is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on T-shirts. “Exercise bikes get you nowhere - except towards fitness without being rained on” was printed in a 1985 book.

“Exercise bikes get you nowhere” was posted on Twitter by “funny humour” on May 19, 2010.


Wikipedia: Stationary bicycle
A stationary bicycle (also known as exercise bicycle, exercise bike, or exercycle) is a device with saddle, pedals, and some form of handlebars arranged as on a bicycle, but used as exercise equipment rather than transportation.

Google Books
The Sunday times New Book of Body Maintenance
By Oliver Gillie; Celia Haddon and Derrik Mercer
London: Peerage
1985
Pg. 53:
Exercise bikes get you nowhere - except towards fitness without being rained on.

Twitter
funny humour
‏@funnyhumour
Exercise bikes get you nowhere.
10:41 AM - 19 May 2010

Twitter
Damiete C. Oyibo
‏@damieteoyibo
Now I know! RT @funnyhumour: Exercise bikes get you nowhere.
10:50 AM - 19 May 2010

Google Books
5,000 Great One Liners
Compiled by Grant Tucker
London: Biteback Publishing
2012
Pg. ?:
Exercise bikes get you nowhere.

Twitter
Jacob Cogswell
‏@jacobcogswell
It’s Bad Joke Monday
Exercise bikes get you nowhere.
#badjokemonday #yourutahfamilyrealtor #utahrealestate
9:48 AM - 7 Nov 2016

comedian.com.au
25 irreverent and irrelevant jokes
by Rodney Marks | Feb 2, 2017 | Business, Comedian, Comedy, Corporate, Entertainment, Events, Hoax, Keynote, Speaker, Speaking |
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17. Exercise bikes get you nowhere.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityExercise/Running/Health Clubs • Saturday, February 18, 2017 • Permalink