A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from November 18, 2016
“Every time I eat Chinese I feel like I weigh won ton”

A “wonton” dumpling sounds like “one ton,” and there’s a pun:

“Every time I eat Chinese I feel like I weigh won ton.”

The jocular one-line saying was posted on Twitter on August 16, 2012.

“How much does a dumpling weigh?"/"Wonton” is another pun on “wonton.”


Wikipedia: Wonton
A wonton (also spelled wantan, wanton, or wuntun in transcription from Cantonese; Mandarin: húndun) is a type of dumpling commonly found in a number of Chinese cuisines.

Twitter
WritingInBed
‏@WritingInBed
Every time I eat Chinese I feel like I weigh won ton.
12:17 AM - 16 Aug 2012

Twitter
Heather Kennard
‏@NardDog101
Every time I eat Chinese I feel like I weigh won ton.
11:39 AM - 16 Aug 2012

Twitter
Butters Stotch
‏@ButtersThatsMe_
Every time I eat Chinese I feel like I weigh won ton.
12:22 AM - 14 Nov 2012

Facebook
Keili Rae
with Cruz Sena at Home Sweet Home.
November 14, 2012 · Portland, OR ·
Every time I eat Chinese I feel like I weigh won ton.

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Every time I eat Chinese I feel like I weigh won ton.
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Every time I eat Chinese I feel like I weigh won ton.

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Every time I eat Chinese I feel like I weigh won ton.
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Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Friday, November 18, 2016 • Permalink