A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from June 28, 2015
“Does running late count as exercise?”

"Does running late count as exercise?” is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as posters, T-shirts, ecards and bumper stickers. “Does running late count as exercise?” has been cited in print since at least 2004. Authorship of the saying is unknown.

“Does running out of money count as exercise?” and “Does balancing my checkbook count as exercise?” are a similar jokes.


Google Groups: alt.books.m-lackey
New Exercise Program
SAMK
8/31/04
(...)
(Does running late count as exercise?)

RosanneElmore.com
May 26, 2008
Funny Quotes and Sayings…
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6. Does running late count as exercise?

Twitter
Sonja Greene
‏@VeryVerdant
Does running late count as exercise?
7:15 AM - 16 Mar 2009

Twitter
FunnyOneLiners
‏@Funnyoneliners
“Does running late count as exercise?” (via @girlgetstrong2)
10:52 AM - 29 May 2009

Google Books
Still Procrastinating:
The No Regrets Guide to Getting It Done

By Joseph R. Ferrari
Hoboken, NJ: John Wiley & Sons
2010
Pg. 80:
Does “running late” count as “exercise”?

Funny Dieting Quotes
Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Does Running Late count as exercise?
Posted by NekoNeko at 4:43 PM

Cleveland.com
Holiday gift guide showcases perfect presents from Heights, Beachwood (Photo gallery)
By Laura Johnston, Northeast Ohio Media Group
on October 18, 2013 at 2:30 PM, updated November 13, 2013 at 5:48 PM
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Like a BPA-free water bottle in stylish lime green that says “Does running late count as exercise?” (Available for $20 at Jubilee!, in Cleveland Heights.)

Google Books
Chuckle, Giggle, Snort!:
Quips Collected By Karen Money Williams

By Karen Money Williams
Lulu Press, Inc. (Lulu.com)
2014
Pg. ?:
Does running late count as exercise?

Google Books
Gut Busters and Belly Laughs:
Jokes for Seniors, Boomers, and Anyone Else Who Thinks 30-Somethings Are Just Kids

By Steven D. Price
New York, NY: Skyhorse Publishing
2014
Pg. ?:
Does running late count as exercise?

reddit
Does running late count as exercise? (self.shittyaskscience)
submitted March 24, 2015 by cknollNewt “We’re really puzzled...” Gingrichest

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityExercise/Running/Health Clubs • Sunday, June 28, 2015 • Permalink