A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from November 26, 2015
“Do I know any sodium jokes? Na”

"Do I know any sodium jokes? Na” is a joke that has been printed on many images. “‘Know any good jokes abt Sodium?’ ‘Na’” was cited on Twitter on July 15, 2011.


Wikipedia: Sodium
Sodium /ˈsoʊdiəm/ is a chemical element with symbol Na (from New Latin natrium) and atomic number 11. It is a soft, silver-white, highly reactive metal. In the Periodic table it is in column 1 (alkali metals), and shares with the other six elements in that column that it has a single electron in its outer shell, which it readily donates, creating a positively charged atom - a cation. Its only stable isotope is 23Na. The free metal does not occur in nature, but instead must be prepared from its compounds. Sodium is the sixth most abundant element in the Earth’s crust, and exists in numerous minerals such as feldspars, sodalite and rock salt (NaCl). Many salts of sodium are highly water-soluble: sodium ions have been leached by the action of water from the earth’s minerals over eons, so that sodium (and chlorine) are the most common dissolved elements by weight in the oceans.

Sodium was first isolated by Humphry Davy in 1807 by the electrolysis of sodium hydroxide. Many sodium compounds are useful, such as sodium hydroxide (lye) for soap-making and sodium chloride for use as a de-icing agent and a nutrient (edible salt).

Twitter
Aaz ⚡️
‏@AaziaM
Id tell a chem joke but most of mine argon :/ RT @nailaj RT @ivortossell: Fantastic. @jimrossignol: “Know any good jokes abt Sodium?” “Na.”
10:21 AM - 15 Jul 2011

Twitter
Alana
‏@AlanaHerd
I was going to tell you a sodium joke. ..but Na
4:35 AM - 21 Jul 2011

reddit
Do I know any jokes about sodium? (i.imgur.com)
submitted July 26, 2011 by dabibbler to /r/funny

novemberletango
I feel like I should tell the one about Sodium hydride.
NaH.

Twitter
Rachel
‏@reheishull
“How about a sodium joke?” Na, bro. hahaha RT: @ningcanlas: “You want me to tell a potassium joke? K.”
5:48 AM - 3 Aug 2011

Twitter
Chuavictor
‏@losertoVICTOR
Chem jokes - Do you want to hear a joke about sodium? NA What about a joke on Nitric oxide? NO :< i tell u… http://tumblr.com/x713wpsmju
3:51 AM - 5 Aug 2011

Google Books
A Neutron Walks Into a Bar…
Random Facts about Our Universe and Everything in It

By Science140 (Aoibhinn Ní Shúilleabháin; Maria Delaney and Humphrey Jones)
Dublin: Hachette Books Ireland
2012
Pg. ?:
Know any Jokes About Sodium? Na!
Wanna hear a joke about nitric oxide? NO.

Google Books
The Mammoth Book of One-Liners
By Geoff Tibballs
London: Constable & Robinson Ltd.
2012
Pg. ?:
Do you want to hear a joke about sodium?
Na.

Google Books
More One Liners, Jokes and Gags
By Grant Tucker
London: Biteback Publishing Ltd.
2013
Pg. ?:
Want to hear a joke about sodium? Na.

reddit
I wanted to make a joke about Sodium, but Na. (self.Jokes)
submitted January 21, 2015 by rahulxdd

Posted by Barry Popik
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