A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from September 03, 2007
“Difference between dead armadillo and dead lawyer in road? The armadillo has skid marks in front!”

"What’s the difference between between a dead lawyer in the road and a dead armadillo in the road? The armadillo has skid marks in front of it!”

This “lawyer joke” has been current since at least the 1980s and also involves a pig or a dog or a snake instead of an armadillo (the Texas version).

Other popular lawyer jokes include “What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start” and “An utter waste is defined as a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats” and “The problem with lawyer jokes is that lawyers don’t think they’re funny and others don’t think they’re jokes.”


Legal Help in North Texas
Funny Lawyer Jokes
What’s the difference between a dead armadillo in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
The armadillo has skid marks in front of it!

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From: (Documentation )
Date: Thu, 6-Mar-86 16:13:25 EST
Local: Thurs, Mar 6 1986 5:13 pm
Subject: Really Terrific Lawyer Jokes
REALLY TERRIFIC LAWYER JOKE #1:

Q: How do you tell the difference between a dead dog laying in the road and a dead lawyer laying in the road?
A: You can tell by the skid marks leading up to the dog.

Amazon.com
Skid Marks: Common Jokes About Lawyers (Hardcover)
by Michael Raffery (Author)
Hardcover: 96 pages
Publisher: Random House Inc (T) (April 1988)

Lawyer Jokes
Date: Thu, 1 Dec 88 22:00:50 CST
From: (The Man with No Name)
Subject: Lawyer jokes

Q: What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.

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From: (Ken Ford)
Date: 5 Aug 90 21:25:03 GMT
Local: Sun, Aug 5 1990 5:25 pm
Subject: Re: Lawyer Jokes Needed!

Q:  What’s the difference between a dead lawyer in the road and a dead armadillo in the road?
A:  There are skid marks in front of the armadillo.

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From: (Mark Smith)
Date: Thu, 1 Apr 1993 21:27:06 GMT
Local: Thurs, Apr 1 1993 5:27 pm
Subject: Re: Lawyer hunting in TX

What’s the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
There are skid marks in front of the snake.

This Dog’ll Really Hunt:
An Entertaining and Informative Texas Dictionary
by Wallace O. Chariton
Plano, TX; Republic of Texas Press
1999
Pg. 165:
Lawyer: (...) As we say in Texas, the only difference between a dead lawyer and a dead armadillo laying on the road is skid marks in front of the armadillo.

Posted by Barry Popik
Texas (Lone Star State Dictionary) • Monday, September 03, 2007 • Permalink


The difference is:The armadillo has skid marks in front of it!lol.......
Joke of the year!

Posted by Dog Tags for men  on  01/25  at  03:59 AM

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