A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from November 08, 2016
“Did you hear about the sensitive burglar? He takes things personally”

"Did you hear about the sensitive burglar? He takes things personally” is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. The joke was first cited on Thought Catalog and then Twitter on August 28, 2014.


Thought Catalog
AUGUST 28, 2014
30 Awfully Corny Jokes For People Who Have A Cheesy Sense Of Humor
by Christopher Hudspeth
(...)
6. Did you hear about the sensitive burglar? He takes things personally.

Twitter
Sarah
‏@selizabethward
“Did you hear about the sensitive burglar? He takes everything personally.” coworkers/corny jokes.
8:51 AM - 28 Aug 2014

Twitter
Paul Turner
‏@MoreBizWeb
Did you hear about the sensitive burglar? He takes things personally.
9:23 AM - 28 Aug 2014

Twitter
goobis
‏@OliviaThePage
Did you hear about the sensitive burglar?
He takes things personally.
12:45 AM - 29 Aug 2014

Ms. Thibeault’s Class Site
Izzy
9/4/2014 12:11:01 pm
Did you here about the sensitive burglar?
He takes things personally.

Reddit
Have you heard about the sensitive burglar?
submitted February 5, 2015 by ghostinahumanshape
He takes things personally.

Humoropedia
127 Really Funny Corny Jokes
BY · PUBLISHED JULY 10, 2016 · UPDATED JULY 10, 2016
(...)
4 Did you hear about the sensitive burglar. He takes things personally.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityBuildings/Housing/Parks • Tuesday, November 08, 2016 • Permalink