A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

Recent entries:
“What do you call bread with your toe jam spread all over it?"/"Toest.” (7/21)
“Some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue” (7/21)
“Is a frozen watermelon still a watermelon or is it now an icemelon?” (7/21)
“Why shouldn’t you hire a midget chef?"/"The steaks are too high.” (7/21)
“You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world & there’s still somebody who hates peaches” (7/21)
More new entries...

A  B  C  D  E  F  G  H  I  J  K  L  M  N  O  P  Q  R  S  T  U  V  W  X  Y  Z


Entry from February 24, 2017
“Decaf only works if you throw it on people”

Many coffee drinkers despise decaf. “Decaf only works if you throw it on people (for amusement)” is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on July 4, 2013.


Wikipedia: Decaffeination
Decaffeination is the removal of caffeine from coffee beans, cocoa, tea leaves, and other caffeine-containing materials. While soft drinks which do not use caffeine as an ingredient are sometimes described as “decaffeinated”, they are better termed “non-caffeinated” because decaffeinated implies that there was caffeine present at one point in time. Decaffeinated drinks contain typically 1–2% of the original caffeine content, and sometimes as much as 20%. Decaffeinated products are commonly termed decaf.

Twitter
MIRIAM SAKR
‏@miriamSakr
Decaf only works if you throw it on people.
3:14 AM - 4 Jul 2013

Twitter
˙∆˚˚
‏@derailius
Decaf coffee only works if you throw it on people for amusement
6:13 AM - 7 Jul 2013

Twitter
Megha Bhatia
‏@bhatiamegha
“@ozzyunc: Decaf only works if you throw it on people.” HAHAHA!
6:18 AM - 7 Jul 2013

Funny Status
Decaf only works if you throw it on people.
December 9, 2013 Work Status Updates
Decaf only works if you throw it on people.

Facebook
Troy L Pawleska
August 5, 2014 ·
Decaf only works if you throw it on people.

Twitter
Bill Murray
‏@BiIIMurray
Decaf only works if you throw it on people.
4:06 PM - 9 May 2015

Twitter
Bill Murray
‏@BiIIMurray
Decaf only works if you throw it on people.
5:15 PM - 23 Feb 2017

Barista Life
Barista Life’s Top 117 Coffee Quotes
Posted on Mar 16, 2017 by Barista Life
(...)
48. Decaf coffee only works if you throw it at people
- Anonymous

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Friday, February 24, 2017 • Permalink