A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from July 03, 2017
“Dear Tequila, we had a deal last night. You were supposed to make me funnier, smarter…”

"Dear Alcohol/Tequila/Vodka/Wine, we had a deal last night. You were supposed to make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer. But I saw the video. I think we need to talk” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. “Dear vodka: We had a deal. You were supposed to make me sexier, smarter and a better dancer. But I saw the video and we need to talk...” was posted on Twitter on December 5, 2009. “Dear Tequila: We had a deal. You were supposed to make me sexier, smarter and a better dancer. But I saw the video” was also posted on Twitter on December 5, 2009.


Twitter
Daniel Pitts‏
@danpitts87
Dear vodka: We had a deal. You were supposed to make me sexier, smarter and a better dancer. But I saw the video and we need to talk…
9:04 PM - 5 Dec 2009

Twitter
TediGrams‏
@tedigrams772
Dear Tequila: We had a deal. You were supposed to make me sexier, smarter and a better dancer. But I saw the video. ... http://lnk.ms/3JrqV
9:19 PM - 5 Dec 2009

Twitter
Heidi Stephens‏
@_heidini
Dear Tequila: We had a deal. You were supposed to make me sexier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video. I think we need to talk…
9:27 PM - 2 Jan 2010

Twitter
Jackie Mwakyambiki‏
@LaPrincessaz
Dear #Alcohol We had a deal. You were supposed to make me sexier, smarter and a better dancer. But I saw the video. And we need to to talk
8:58 AM - 18 Oct 2010

Seeking Happiness
April 16, 2011
I’ll blow your mind
(...)
Dear Tequila, we had a deal last night. You were supposed to make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk.

Twitter
Henriette‏
@Henriette49s
Dear Wine
We had a deal. You were supposed to make me sexier, smarter and a better dancer but I saw the video.
I think we need to talk…
8:20 AM - 21 Jun 2011

Twitter
Common White Girl‏
@GirlPosts
Dear Tequila, we had a deal last night. You were supposed to make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk.
11:03 AM - 7 Sep 2011

Google Books
Thintastic Drinks
By Jennifer Dossett
eBookIt.com
2012
Pg. 81:
Dear Vodka,
“We had a deal last night. You were supposed to make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk!”
Author Unknown

Twitter
Not Will Ferrell‏
@itsWillyFerrell
Dear alcohol, we had a deal, you were supposed to make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer. I saw the video. We need to talk…
6:00 PM - 8 Jul 2012

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Monday, July 03, 2017 • Permalink