A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from October 15, 2016
“Dear Pringles, I can no longer fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness”

Pringles potato chips are sold in tubes that prevent the chips from being crushed. Adults can’t fit their hands all the way inside the tubes, and there’s a joke letter to Pringles:

“Dear Pringles, Now that I am no longer a child, I can no longer fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness. Work on that. Thanks.”

The joke letter was posted on Twitter on May 8, 2009. A slightly different form was posted on Twitter on March 12, 2011:

“Dear Pringles,
As I’m no longer a child, I cannot fit my hand inside your tubes of deliciousness.
Sincerely,
Everyone over 8.”


The jocular Pringles line has been printed on an ecard.


Pringles is a brand of potato and wheat-based stackable snack chips owned by the Kellogg Company. Originally marketed as “Pringles Newfangled Potato Chips”, Pringles are sold in more than 140 countries, and it was the fourth most popular snack brand after Lay’s, Doritos and Cheetos in 2012, with 2.2% market share globally, compared to Lay’s share of 6.7%. The snack was originally developed by Procter & Gamble (P&G), who first sold the product in 1967. P&G sold the brand to Kellogg’s in 2012.

Twitter
Brad Simek
‏@bsimek83
Dear Pringles, Now that I am no longer a child, I can no longer fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness. Work on that. Thanks.
11:58 AM - 8 May 2009

Twitter
mr_jenkins
‏@mr_jenkins
Dear Pringles: now that I am no longer a child I can no longer fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness. Work on that. Thx.
8:33 PM - 13 May 2009

Popprincess301’s Blog
Random Thoughts for the Everyday Person
June 4, 2009
(...)
. Dear Pringles, Now that I am no longer a child, I can no longer fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness. Work on that. Thanks.

Twitter
Deanneyo
‏@deeeaanneee
Dear Pringles,
As I’m no longer a child, I cannot fit my hand inside your tubes of deliciousness.
Sincerely,
Everyone over 8.
6:46 PM - 12 Mar 2011

Twitter
FREDDY πŸŽƒ
‏@FreddyAmazin
Dear Pringles, As I’m no longer a child, I cannot fit my hand inside your tubes of deliciousness. Sincerely, Everyone over 8.
11:25 PM - 12 Mar 2011

Google Groups: alt.bible.prophecy
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Joe Cooper
10/18/13
(...)
Similarly, 1.1 million Facebook members like a page called β€œDear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.”

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Saturday, October 15, 2016 • Permalink