A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from July 25, 2015
Day 2—Monday

The following words or phrases are about Monday:

“After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF”
“Anyone who says ‘good morning’ on a Monday is a sociopath”
“Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays”
“Coffee, because Monday happens every week”
“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday”
“Do what you love and you’ll never have a problem with Monday”
“Employers are most happy on Mondays. Employees are most happy on Fridays”
“I always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday”
“I’ve got the same Easter plans as Jesus. Disappear on Friday, show up on Monday”
“If each day is a gift, I’d like to know where to return Mondays”
“If Monday had a face, I would punch it”
“King Henry Died Monday Drinking Chocolate Milk” (metric mnemonic)
“May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short”
“May your coffee kick in before Monday does”
“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life”
“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems”
“Monday is one of my favorite days of the week—my 7th favorite”
“Monday is the perfect day to correct last week’s mistakes”
“Monday must be a man. It comes too quickly”
“Mondays are for fresh starts”
“Mondays are the potholes in the road of life”
“On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks”
“Rule #1 to working out: Never skip Monday”
“Step aside, Monday. This is a job for coffee”
“Thank God it’s Monday…said no one ever”
“The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest”
“There’s no more difficult transition than Sunday to Monday”
“Too much Monday, not enough coffee”
“Tuesday is just Monday’s ugly sister”
“What follows two days of rain in Oregon? Monday!” (joke)
“Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?”
“Win on Sunday, sell on Monday” (auto racing adage)
“With enough coffee, even a Monday looks good”
Black Monday; Black Tuesday; Black Thursday; Black Friday (Wall Street stock declines)
Black Monday (head coach firing day after NFL regular season)
Blue Monday (third Monday in January)
First Monday Trade Days (Horse Monday; Dog Monday)
Margarita Monday
Meatless Monday
Merger Monday
Messed-up Monday
Mojito Monday
Monday Morning Quarterback
Moonshine Monday
Pre-Monday (Sunday nickname)

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityCalendar • Saturday, July 25, 2015 • Permalink