A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from March 17, 2017
“Coffee, you’re on the bench. Alcohol, suit up!”

"Coffee, you’re on the bench. Alcohol/Wine, suit up!” is a jocular saying (inspired by baseball) that has been printed on many images. “5:31pm Coffee, you’re on the bench. Alcohol, suit up” was posted on Twitter by Jose Arroyo‏ on December 7, 2011.


Twitter
Jose Arroyo‏
@seethingwithjoy
5:31pm Coffee, you’re on the bench. Alcohol, suit up.
7:31 PM - 7 Dec 2011

Twitter
Ken Pisani‏
@kpsmartypants
This may be the most perfect thing I’ve ever RT’d: @seethingwithjoy 5:31pm Coffee, you’re on the bench. Alcohol, suit up.
10:42 PM - 7 Dec 2011

Twitter
Rose‏
@RoseAllegra
6:31pm Coffee, you’re on the bench. Alcohol, suit up.
12:21 PM - 13 Dec 2011

TJSHome.com
March 11, 2012
Funny Status Message #93481
X Coffee , you’re on the bench ..... Beer , suit up , you`re on .........

Twitter
Kim Sarita Robertson‏
@KimmySRobertson
Coffee , you’re on the bench ..... Wine , suit up , you`re on .........
10:17 AM - 16 Jul 2012

Twitter
Margo Iuliano‏
@margoworxout
It’s Friday.  Coffee, you’re on the bench.  Wine, suit up.
2:51 PM - 10 May 2013

Twitter
Men’s Humor‏
@MensHumor
Coffee, you’re on the bench. Alcohol, suit up. #FridayNight #HappyHour
4:04 PM - 23 Aug 2013

Facebook
Swannie’s Lounge Bar & Restaurant
November 10, 2016 ·
Coffee, you’re on the bench. Alcohol suit up 👊🏻
#southport #goldcoast #seeyouatswannies #friday #gceats #boomerang

Corpus-Christi (TX) Caller-Times
ON WINE: Amarone fermentation is magic
Gus Clemens 12:05 p.m. CT Jan. 11, 2017
(...)
Last round: Coffee, you’re on the bench. Amarone, suit up.

Bayou to Brooklyn
Coffee, you’re on the bench. Wine, suit up.
Posted on February 23, 2017Author Jessica

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Friday, March 17, 2017 • Permalink