A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from July 14, 2017
“Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos”

The internet is not all cat videos, although it may sometimes seem like it is. “Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos” is a jocular one-line saying about cats that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on November 4, 2013.

Other sayings about cats and the internet include “The internet is a series of tubes filled with cats,” “The internet is full of cats because dog people go outside” and “Cats would be even more stuck up if they knew how much the internet loves them.”


Twitter
Hasib Bhuiya‏
@_omghasib
Cats spend two thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.
9:56 PM - 4 Nov 2013

Twitter
John Boy Pace‏
@John_Boy_Pace
Cats spend two thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.
11:29 PM - 4 Nov 2013

Twitter
Danny Carter‏
@DannyCarterNYC
Cats spend two thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.
2:38 AM - 5 Nov 2013

Funny Status
Cats spend two thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.
September 20, 2015 Cute Status Updates, Misc. Status Updates
Cats spend two thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

Twitter
Zac Galifianakis‏
@ZacGalifianakis
Cats spend two thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.
1:50 PM - 17 Nov 2016

Twitter
One Liner Jokes‏
@one_jokes
Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.
5:00 PM - 18 Jan 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityMedia/Newspapers/Magazines/Internet • Friday, July 14, 2017 • Permalink