A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from June 07, 2017
“Can’t find your children?  Try turning off the wifi.  They appear suddenly”

"Can’t find your children?  Try turning off the wifi.  They appear suddenly” is a jocular one-line saying about wifi that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by boredteacher‏ on June 18, 2014.


Wikipedia: Wi-Fi
Wi-Fi or WiFi is a technology for wireless local area networking with devices based on the IEEE 802.11 standards. Wi-Fi is a trademark of the Wi-Fi Alliance, which restricts the use of the term Wi-Fi Certified to products that successfully complete interoperability certification testing.

Twitter
boredteacher‏
@hmmmmmnope
Can’t find your children?  Try turning off the wifi.  They appear suddenly.
2:16 PM - 18 Jun 2014

Twitter
sonyamac‏
@sonyamac1
“@hmmccleary: Can’t find your children?  Try turning off the wifi.  They appear suddenly.” @tittyboomba lol
5:36 AM - 29 Aug 2014 from Brisbane, Queensland

Funny Status
Can’t find your children?
October 3, 2015 Computer Status Updates, Family Status Updates, Video Game Status Updates
Can’t find your children? Try turning off the wifi. They appear suddenly.

Twitter
Kenny‏
@unrooolie
Can’t find your children? Try turning off the wifi. They appear suddenly. Same thing goes for roommates and girlfriends
3:16 AM - 23 Oct 2015

Twitter
Bryan Kramer‏
@bryankramer
Can’t find your children? Try turning off the wifi. They appear suddenly. #truth
11:03 PM - 19 Jul 2016

Facebook
Live 95.5
April 29, 2017 ·
Can’t find your children? Try turning off the wifi. They appear suddenly!

Me.Me
CAN’T FIND YOUR CHILDREN? TRY TURNING OFF THE WIFI THEY APPEAR SUDDENLY MEME
CHILDREN MEMES WIFI 🤖 THEY FIND SUDDENLY APPEAR APPEARANCE OFF CANT TRY THE YOUR WIFIE WIFY
FOUND @ 246 LIKES ON 2017-05-04 07:21:06 BY ME.ME
SOURCE: FACEBOOK

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityMedia/Newspapers/Magazines/Internet • Wednesday, June 07, 2017 • Permalink