A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from April 02, 2009
BILF (bacon or burger variant of MILF)

BILF is a bacon or burger variation of the sexual slang term MILF. The “BILF” bacon version was put on T-shirts by January 2008. In March 2009, Top Chef judge Padma Lakshmi made a television commercial for the Hardee’s Western Thickburger that showed her in ecstasy while eating the hamburger. This food porn was quickly called “BILF”—generously translated as “Burger I’d Like to Feast on.”


Wikipedia: MILF (slang)
Mother I’d like to fuck (MILF) is a common American colloquial term generally regarded as vulgar. Slight variations include Mom I’d Like to Fuck; they still conform to the acronym ‘MILF’. DILF - Dad I’d Like to Fuck GILF - Gran I’d Like to Fuck SILF - Sister I’d Like to Fuck.

Usage
In the proper use of the term, the female in question should be old enough to be the mother of the person proclaiming her attractiveness. The term was popularized by the Hollywood film American Pie (1999). Also known as Mom I Like To Feel, though the origin of the term predates this (the term was already used for years on the Internet). A more family-friendly version is “Mama Is Looking Fine”, though this is not widespread in usage.

The Hostages
B.I.L.F.
Hardee’s has rolled out its new Country Breakfast Burrito — a two egg omelet filled with bacon, sausage, diced ham, cheddar cheese, hash browns and sausage gravy, all wrapped inside a flour tortilla.
The burrito contains 920 calories and 60 grams of fat.
Delicious fat ass heart attack!!
January 14, 2008

The Junk Drawer
Canucklehead Says:
February 7th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
Well, I’ve long suspected that us Canadians were not alone in our love for bacon. And yes, we eat BACON - not ‘Canadian bacon’ as the myths would have you believe. It truly is the food of the gods. I’ve been tempted to try one of those strips before but I think I’ll pass now, given your review. I actually have ‘B.I.L.F’ shirts for sale on CafePress, or whatever it is called. I actually don’t think I’ve sold any yet but that is bringing bacon-love to whole new (disturbing) level. Love the post, love Gaffigan, love bacon. Cheers!

Skulls & Bacon
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
BILF
Now you can share your love of breakfast (carnal or otherwise) with the world by wearing this t-shirt from Rizzo Tees. Hopefully, I don’t have to explain to you what this means.

CelebTV.com
March 26, 2009
Padma Lakshmi Gets Down and Dirty With Hamburger
By CelebTV.com Staff
Padma Lakshmi is chowin’ down, and this time, there’s no judging.
The Top Chef host takes a bite out of a Western Bacon Thickburger this new ad for Hardees/Carl’s Jr.
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COMMENTS
2 CagePotato • Mar 26, 2009 at 3:18 pm
BILF

Tabloid Prodigy
Padma Lakshmi and the Hardees BILF
‘Top Chef’ hottie Padma Lakshmi makes subliminal porn in the new TV spot for Hardees Western Thick burger that, according to the slogan, is “More than just a piece of meat.” Yup, it’s a big hard cock for Padma—at least in the subtext. Watch her lift her skirt, lick sauce and totally down that meat. She basically got paid to fuck a burger and you can see it in her face, she’s thinking “that Hardees burger is a hot-ass BILF.”
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Posted by Tabloid Prodigy at 3/28/2009 9:24 AM

Being Totally Sweet in Chicago
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Cheeseburger wishlist.
Top-three BILFs (Burgers I’d like to feast on).

A Hamburger Today
April 2, 2009
Dictionary Entry: BILF—Burger I’d Like to Feast on. Brilliant.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • (0) Comments • Thursday, April 02, 2009 • Permalink