A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from February 17, 2017
“Beer because nothing actually happened over coffee”

Do more things happen over alcohol than coffee? “Beer because nothing actually happened over coffee. Fuck you CCD (CafeCoffeeDay—ed.)!” was posted on Twitter by “Poor Spoiled Brat” on August 5, 2013. “Alcohol. Because, nothing happens over coffee” was posted on Twitter on October 20, 2013.

“Alcohol—Because no good story starts with someone eating a salad” is a similar saying.


Twitter
Poor Spoiled Brat
‏@TheLastPeg
Beer because nothing actually happened over coffee. Fuck you CCD!
12:57 PM - 5 Aug 2013

Twitter
Ratul Majumdar
‏@rats012345
#Beer because nothing actually happened over #coffee. Fuck you @CafeCoffeeDay ..hahahaha
1:02 PM - 5 Aug 2013 from Leicester, England

Twitter
theju erappa
‏@the_ju22
Bawahahahaha! «@titash «@TheLastPeg Beer because nothing actually happened over coffee. Fuck you CCD!»»
2:10 PM - 5 Aug 2013

Twitter
P.
‏@MaalBro
Beer, because nothing actually happens over coffee.
10:54 AM - 6 Aug 2013

Twitter
Muskaan smile
‏@KameeniChhori
Alcohol. Because, nothing happens over coffee.
2:47 AM - 20 Oct 2013

Twitter
Mr. J
‏@MRJ19star
Alcohol. Because, nothing happens over coffee.
2:51 AM - 20 Oct 2013

Google Books
One Liners
Edited by Abhinav Chhabra
New Delhi (?): Diamond Pocket Books Pvt Ltd
2015
Pg. ?:
“Whiskey” because nothing actually happened over coffee.

Facebook
Beer Addaa
April 24, 2016 ·
Alcohol. Because, nothing happens over coffee.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Friday, February 17, 2017 • Permalink