A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from July 15, 2012
“Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak” (food pun)

"Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak” (a pun on “mistake") is a popular food joke that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts and posters. “As far as I’m concerned, vegetarianism is a missed steak” has been cited in print since 2006, but the T-shirt saying became popular in 2011.


Pun of the Day
Puns about Food (Misc. Food Puns)
(...)
6. I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.
Gabe - Seattle WA

SearchQuotes.com
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
Unknown quotes

AVR Freaks
JimW52 - May 15, 2006 - 07:41 AM
As far as I’m concerned vegetarianism is a missed steak.
Jim

Winfield (KS) Daily Courier
Muttonhead musings
By John Schlageck
Published: Thursday, July 1, 2010 11:34 AM CDT
(...)
Or I decided recently that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak. And one more — did you hear about the cannibal who showed up late to the luncheon? They gave him the cold shoulder.

I’ll tell you, food gets no respect.

Drunken Ninja
I have decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak.
Posted September 15, 2010

Google Books
The Mammoth Book of Really Silly Jokes
By Geoff Tibballs
Philadelphia, PA: Running Press
2011
Pg. 119:
Did you hear about the man who decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak?

Category Zero
20 April, 2012
Dad Joke of the day
By Category Zero
Q – Why did the vegetarian feel foolish?
A – Because he realised that being a vegetarian was just one huge missed steak.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • (1) Comments • Sunday, July 15, 2012 • Permalink


Ha. These are good ones. I will admit, although I try to eat as much of a raw food diet as I can, sometimes I really just find I have to have red meat. And I believe in listening to my body because it tells me what it needs.

Posted by Meredith Henner  on  08/15  at  10:30 PM

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