A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from July 03, 2015
“Bacon and eggs walk into a bar…” (bar joke)

“A guy walks into a bar...” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” One popular bar joke is:

“Bacon and eggs walk into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here.’”

The joke has been cited in print since at least 1999.


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OT: A little brightness on a rainy day
Carl Davis
10/14/99
(...)
bacon and eggs walk into a bar, bartender says “sorry we don’t serve breakfast”

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Stop me if you’ve heard this one…
Mr. Sinister
6/6/00
Bacon and eggs walk into a bar,
bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”

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A Priest, A Doctor, A Lawyer and A Duck . . .
jonjohns
8/1/01
A pound of bacon, and a dozen eggs walk into a bar,
The bartender says, he says,
“Hey!  We don’t serve breakfast in here!”

Twitter
Andrew Wooldridge
‏@triptych
Bacon and Eggs walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here.”
7:59 PM - 25 Feb 2008

Google Books
The Best ‘A Man Walks Into A Bar’ Jokes
By Billy Brownless
ReadHowYouWant.com
2011
Pg. 31:
Bacon and eggs walk into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.’

Google Books
Bar Jokes:
Over 6,000 of the Most Hilarious Jokes, Funniest Insults and Gut-Bustin One-Liners

By Gustavo Briceno
Venus Content Providers
2015
Pg. 43:
BACON AND EGGS WALK INTO A BAR.
The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.’

YouTube
Bacon and eggs walk into a bar.
Tron Kitty
Published on Jun 18, 2015
Stop motion short

Posted by Barry Popik
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