A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from December 30, 2014
“Anyone who says that alcohol is a depressant isn’t drinking enough of it”

"Anyone who says that alcohol is a depressant isn’t drinking enough of it” is a jocular line that has been cited in print since at least January 27, 2010. The one-liner went viral on Twitter on February 19, 2010.

The jocular saying has been included in collections of New Year’s Eve one-liners since at least 2013.


TeensHealth—Alcohol
How Does It Affect the Body?
Alcohol is a depressant, which means it slows the function of the central nervous system. Alcohol actually blocks some of the messages trying to get to the brain. This alters a person’s perceptions, emotions, movement, vision, and hearing.

My Status Is Baddest
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Take me drunk, I’m home. More funny Facebook status updates about drinking/being drunk.
(...)
____ thinks that anyone who says that alcohol is a depressant isn’t drinking enough of it.

Twitter
(maura)
‏@behindyourback
Anyone who says that alcohol is a depressant isn’t drinking enough of it.
4:56 PM - 19 Feb 2010

Twitter
RacheL
‏@liketheTEA
Anyone who says that alcohol is a depressant isn’t drinking enough of it.
8:54 PM - 19 Feb 2010

Catanduanes Tribune (Philippines)
New Years Eve One Liners
posted 31-Dec-2013
(...)
Anyone who says that alcohol is a depressant isn’t drinking enough of it.

WiganWorld
Cyril
Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2014 3:33 pm Post subject: A funny end to the year
(...)
Anyone who says that alcohol is a depressant isn’t drinking enough of it.

Comedy Plus
Tuesday, December 30, 2014
Resolutions
Posted by Sandee
(...)
Anyone who says that alcohol is a depressant isn’t drinking enough of it.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Tuesday, December 30, 2014 • Permalink