A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from October 24, 2013
“Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old, as long as she buys him a few drinks first”

"Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old, as long as she buys him a few drinks first” is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on gift items, such as bumper stickers and post cards. The saying has been cited in print since at least 2003.


Yahoo! Groups: Puns of the Day
Stan Kegel
Sep 1 10:06 AM
PUNS OF THE DAY: 09-01-03 Happy Labor Day
(...)
Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old as long as she buys him a few drinks first. (Douglas Helsel)

Google Groups: alt.tv.one-life-to-live
Rumor: Casting News
�awn
9/7/04
(...)
Any woman can have the body of a 21 year old.....
As long as she buys him a few drinks first.

Google Books
The Biggest Joke Book Ever
By Jack Jacoby
Victoria, BC: Trafford Publishing
2008
Pg. 531:
Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old, as long as she buys him a few drinks first.

Twitter
Cindy Gallop
‏@cindygallop
Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old - as long as she buys him a few drinks first. (via @aweesan) #toyboywarehouse
2:11 PM - 4 Mar 2010

Twitter
Google Joke
‏@GoogleJokeORG
JokesDog: Any woman can have the body of a 21 year old… as long as she buys him a few drinks first. - http://googlejoke.org/jokesdog-any-woman-can-have-the-body-of-a-21-year-old-as-long-as-she-buys-him-a-few-drinks-first.html
10:06 PM - 13 May 2013

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Thursday, October 24, 2013 • Permalink