A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from April 01, 2017
“All I need is coffee & mascara”

"All I need is coffee & mascara” is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. “All I need is mascara and coffee” was posted on Twitter on May 2, 2013. “All I need is coffee n mascara and I’m out” was posted on Twitter on May 19, 2013.

“All I need is coffee & mascara” went viral in January 2015.

“All I need is mascara and caffeine” and “All things are possible with coffee and mascara” are similar sayings.


Twitter
Dre.‏
@TheDrePage
@zealaha as a Virgo, I’m not sure I agree with some of the stuff on that page lool.. “All I need is mascara and coffee”? Nah fam.
11:33 AM - 2 May 2013

Twitter
MadameIzzy ♏‏
@heatherIzzy
All I need is coffee n mascara and I’m out✌
10:57 AM - 19 May 2013

Twitter
Bows, Pearls & Curls‏
@BowsPearlsCurl1
In the mornings all I need is mascara and coffee an I’m unstoppable 💁
10:12 AM - 24 Sep 2013

Twitter
Bows, Pearls & Curls‏
@BowsPearlsCurl1
All I need is mascara and coffee and I’m ready to conquer the world 💁
3:04 PM - 27 Dec 2014

Twitter
Karen Brenden‏
@kbknits
all i need is coffee and mascara. http://pinterest.com/pin/92112754854855622/
12:35 AM - 8 Jan 2015

Twitter
PeppaMint Patti‏
@OneVeronique
all i need is coffee and mascara. - http://pinterest.com/pin/435090013975687569/?utm_source=android_share … #COFFEE
9:10 PM - 8 Jan 2015

Twitter
SPRUCENEWS‏
@RoxanneChand
This morning all I need is #coffee and #mascara! #weekdays #isitFridayyet? http://ow.ly/i/8lDHp
2:42 AM - 22 Jan 2015

Zazzle
All I need is coffee and mascara funny hipster T-Shirt
Product ID: 235590907348800901
Created on: 4/27/2015, 8:24 PM

Frugal Finds During Naptime
JUNE 11, 2015 BY MEGAN
“All I Need is Coffee, Mascara, and My Coupons” Screen Tee ONLY $17.00!

CoffeeSphere
10 Fun Coffee T-Shirts
NOVEMBER 23, 2015 BY COFFEESPHERE
(...)
7. “All I Need is Coffee and Mascara” super fun t-shirt for ladies
Amazon.com price starts at $18.

happy, healthy and hot
“All I need is coffee and mascara.”
SEPTEMBER 14, 2016 ~ ELIZABETH RESNICK
I was browsing Etsy and saw that on a shirt, and thought “Yeah, that pretty much sums me up.”

Facebook
Liv Luv Shop
November 5, 2016 ·
all i need is coffee & mascara pouch. $18
https://ilivluvshop.com/…/all-i-need-is-coffee-mascara-pouch

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Saturday, April 01, 2017 • Permalink