“A guy walks into a bar...” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” One popular joke is:
“A skeleton walks into a bar and says, ‘Bartender, give me a beer and a mop.’”
The joke has been cited in print since at least 1996.
A Prairie Home Companion with Garrison Keillor
Saturday, April 27, 1996
This skeleton walks into a bar and says give me a beer and give me a mop.
Hardcore Visual Basic
BY Bruce McKinney
Redmond, WA: Microsoft Press
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a beer and a mop.”
Google News Archive
19 November 1997, Spartanburg (SC) Herald-Journal, “The Stroller” by Lou Parris, Pg. B3, col. 1:
The skeleton walks into a bar and says, “Give me a beer and a mop.” .
The New York City Bartender’s Joke Book
By Jimmy Pritchard
New York, NY: Warner Books, Inc.
A skeleton walks into a bar, walks up to the bartender and says, “Give me a beer and a mop.”
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
3:55 PM - 25 Sep 2007
Funny joke | A skeleton walks into a bar | Rudolf Von Strudel
Published on Jun 25, 2012
A skeleton walks into a bar, a funny joke told by Rudolf Von Strudel
Rudolf Von Strudel is a famous movie star and a joker from Eastern Europe
200 Degrees Cafe
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, ‘I’d like a beer and a mop…’ #TellAnOldJokeDay Got one for us?
5:24 AM - 24 Jul 2015
New York City • Restaurants/Bars/Bakeries/Food Stores • Friday, July 24, 2015 • Permalink