A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from January 12, 2017
“A policeman asked me to come down to the station for an interview” (joke)

A joke about police procedure is:

“A policeman asked me to come down to the station for an interview. I haven’t even applied for a job there!”

The joke was posted on Twitter on July 16, 2010.


Twitter
Funnyshit
‏@ShiTaTwit
The detectives asked me to come down to the station for an interview.
I haven’t even applied for a job there yet.
12:59 PM - 16 Jul 2010

Twitter
Queen James Smoosh
‏@sheepdean
A policeman asked me to come down to the station for an interview. I haven’t even applied for a job there.
4:23 PM - 16 Jul 2010

Twitter
Bort Flancrest
‏@bortflancrest
A policeman asked me to come down to the station for an interview.
I haven’t even applied for a job there.
5:55 PM - 16 Jul 2010

Twitter
Crap Jokes
‏@TheCrapJoker
A policeman asked me to come down to the station for an interview…
I haven’t even applied for a job there!
11:05 AM - 23 Aug 2015

Twitter
Shit Jokes
‏@ShitJokes
A policeman asked me to come down to the station for an interview…
I haven’t even applied for a job there!
3:39 PM - 30 Nov 2016

Twitter
DEVILLION666
‏@DEVILLION666
A policeman asked me to come down to the station for an interview… Weird, I haven’t even applied for a job there! #Lulz
8:18 PM - 30 Nov 2016

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityGovernment/Law/Politics/Military • Thursday, January 12, 2017 • Permalink