A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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“I don’t have enough coffee or middle fingers for today” (3/26)
“I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake” (3/26)
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Entry from May 07, 2016
“A pair of dice walk into a bar…” (bar joke)

“A guy walks into a bar...” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A dice version is:

“A pair of dice walk into a bar. The bartender asks, ‘What are you having, fellas?’ One die answers, ‘Doubles.’”

The infrequently told joke was cited on Twitter on June 20, 2009.


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Tom McMullen
‏@tommcmullenjr
A pair of dice walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “What are you having, fellas?” One die answers, “Doubles” #WalksIntoABar
2:40 PM - 20 Jun 2009

wb4all
July 13, 2009
Cool Dumb Jokes: “Walks Into A Bar” smile
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A pair of dice walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “What are you having, fellas?” One die answers, “Doubles”

Deb Runs
My Favorite Walked Into A Bar Jokes
October 22, 2015 Written by Deb Runs
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A pair of dice walk into a bar.  The bartender asks, “What are you having, fellas?” One die answers, “Doubles.”

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityRestaurants/Bars/Bakeries/Food Stores • Saturday, May 07, 2016 • Permalink