"A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy” (a pun on “dare he") is a jocular line that appears to have started in the United Kingdom in 2010. “I walked into Tesco and this bloke threw milk, butter and cream at me. How dairy!” was cited on Twitter on October 25, 2010. “A bloke has just hurled a block of cheese, some cream and a pint of milk at my head. How dairy...” was cited on Twitter on November 4, 2010.
“A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy” was cited on Twitter on January 23, 2015.
@paulsaxton I walked into Tesco and this bloke threw milk, butter and cream at me. How dairy!
11:19 AM - 25 Oct 2010
I went to the shop and the shopkeeper started throwing milk, cheese and cream at me!
Seriously, how dairy
11:29 AM - 2 Nov 2010
A bloke has just hurled a block of cheese, some cream and a pint of milk at my head. How dairy…
4:27 AM - 4 Nov 2010
Walked out of the Spar before a bloke threw milk, cheese & cream at me. How dairy!!! X
6:03 AM - 12 Nov 2010
Did we have a good time at the show? Oh yes we did!
Primary | Published in TESS on 24 December, 2010
Last Updated:23 December, 2010
Mother Goose was amazing and funny! We liked Muddles because he is very silly and Gertie Gaga tells all the funny good jokes. One of the jokes was: when I was at the shop I got milk, cheese and butter chucked at me. I thought: “How dairy!” Hahaha. When we did a dance at the end, it went a little bit like this and a little bit like that and shake your bum. It was a great show.
Harry and Niamh, P5 and 4
Chris the Fish
10-01-2011, 00:34 AM
btw, i used the term weapon as it turned the title into a double entendre, however this seemed to have fallen flat, I wont try to be funny in future. In fact, I went into the Co-op this evening and told a joke or 2 - one bloke didnt like it much and started throwing eggs, cream and milk at me - I thought how dairy!
Wrath of the Barclay Message Board
Yesterday a man threw cream, milk, yoghurt and cheese at me.
I thought “how dairy”
Posted By: Old Man on August 22nd 2012 at 10:42:12
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2:11 AM - 23 Jan 2015
A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy. (imgur.com)
submitted January 25, 2015 by jvallis
A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. (self.Jokes)
submitted April 18, 2015 by yall_cray