A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from February 24, 2015
“A magician was driving down the road. Then he turned into a driveway”

A popular joke involves a magician and transportation:

“A magician was driving down the road. Then he turned into a driveway.”

The joke has been cited in print since at least 2007.


Traxxas Alley
Thread: Make up a funny signature under 100 characters
eemmaaxxxx
07-10-2007, 05:32 AM
Got another:
A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way…

Tech Support Guy
Your favorite 1 or 2 liner jokes?
idar
25-Oct-2007, 05:46 PM #13
A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way…

Twitter
Jim Stafford
‏@1JimStafford
It’s a beautiful day in Branson!Here’s a joke to start your week..A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a driveway..smile
9:32 AM - 19 May 2008

Twitter
Chris McElroy
‏@chrismcelroyseo
A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way…
4:24 PM - 17 Sep 2008

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BuZZard
11/11/10
A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way.

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Funny One Liners
‏@Funnyoneliners
A magician was driving down the road. Then he turned into a driveway.
12:52 PM - 22 Jun 2011

Google Books
5,000 Great One Liners
Compiled by Grant Tucker
London: The Robson Press
2012
Pg. ?:
A magician was driving down the road. Then he turned into a driveway.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityTransportation • Tuesday, February 24, 2015 • Permalink