A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

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Entry from February 08, 2017
“A drunk dyslexic wanks into a jar” (bar joke)

“A guy walks into a bar…”  is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” “A dyslexic man walks into a bra” is a classic joke. Another “dyslexic” joke is:
 
“A drunk dyslexic wanks into a jar.”
 
“A dyslexic wanks into a bar….” was posted on Twitter on June 30, 2011. “A dyslexic wanks into a bra…” was posted on Twitter on September 5, 2011.
 
“A drunk dyslexic wanks into a jar…..............” was posted on Twitter by Allan Shaun Jones on June 4, 2012.
 
 
Wikipedia: Meta-joke
Meta-joke refers to several somewhat different, but related categories: self-referential jokes, jokes about jokes (also known as metahumor), and joke templates.
 
Self-referential jokes
This kind of meta-joke is a joke in which a familiar class of jokes is part of the joke. Examples of meta-jokes:
(...)
. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
 
Twitter
Michael Prince
‏@BeefMincePrince
So, a dyslexic wanks into a library…
8:26 PM - 9 Apr 2009
 
Twitter
Yuri
‏@Snikoggs
A dyslexic wanks into a bar….
2:46 PM - 30 Jun 2011
 
Twitter
Andy
‏@BroomOwl
Brilliant!! RT @Ms_Panther: A dyslexic wanks into a bra…
12:54 PM - 5 Sep 2011
 
Twitter
Allan Shaun Jones
‏@bigaljohonas
A drunk dyslexic wanks into a jar…..............
4:46 PM - 4 Jun 2012
 
Twitter
BËÃŞŤ
‏@smylastyle
A drunk dyslexic wanks into a jar…..............
5:08 PM - 4 Jun 2012
 
Twitter
Maciej Obara
‏@MaciejObara
A dyslexic wanks into a jar…
3:16 AM - 6 Jun 2012
 
Twitter
Shit Jokes
‏@ShitJokes
A drunk dyslexic wanks into a jar.
5:25 AM - 26 Nov 2016

Posted by Barry Popik
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