"A criminal’s best asset is his lie-ability” is a jocular one-liner that has been printed on images. The “liability” pun was posted on the website Pun of the Day in April 2000.
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1. A criminal’s best asset is his lie ability.
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Puns of the Weak: 4-21-00
A criminal’s best asset is his lie ability. (Pun of the Day)
30 June 2000, The Tribune (Seymour, OH), “Crptoquip” (puzzle), pg. 4B, col. 7:
Yesterday’s Cryptoquip: I’M CERTAIN THAT MANY A CRIMINAL’S BEST ASSET IS HIS LIE-ABILITY.
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Puns of the Weak Special: 100 Top One-Liners
The 100 best one-liners as chosen by the readers of Mike Bull’s “Pun of the Day”
100. A criminal’s best asset is his lie ability.
29 December 2004, Cincinnati (OH) Post, “Snowed out? Take a laugh break” by Jan Perry, pg, B5:
And speaking of groaners and moaners, this site called Pun of the Day” will give you a daily dose of both with lines like: “I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me” and “A criminal’s best asset is his lie ability.”
Objection!: Have You Got What It Takes to Be a Lawyer?
By Lisa Thompson
Minneapolis, MN: Compass Point Books
A criminal’s best asset is his lie-ability.
5,000 Great One Liners
Compiled by Grant Tucker
London: Biteback Publishing
A criminal’s best asset is his lie ability.
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