A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from February 17, 2016
“A baby can drink a bottle, fall asleep and people say it’s cute. If I do it. I’m an alcoholic”

"A baby drinks a bottle and falls asleep and it’s totally fine. I drink a bottle and fall asleep and I’m an alcoholic. Totally unfair” is a jocular saying that has been printed on ecards. The saying was first cited on Twitter on July 10, 2013.

“A baby can drink a bottle, fall asleep, and people think it’s cute. If I do it, I’m an alcoholic” was cited on Twitter on October 3, 2015.


Twitter
Josh Thundercloud
‏@jothunder19
A baby drinks a bottle and falls asleep and it’s totally fine. I finish a bottle and fall asleep and I’m an alcoholic #totallyunfair
9:01 AM - 10 Jul 2013

Twitter
Penguin No. 337
‏@penguin_337
A baby drinks a bottle and falls asleep and its fine. I drink a bottle and fall asleep and suddenly I’m an alcoholic? Totally unfair!
12:16 PM - 10 Jul 2013

Twitter
Jewelz
‏@Lady_JJay
So a baby can drink a bottle and fall asleep and its totally fine. But I drink a bottle and fall asleep & I’m an alcoholic . Totally unfair
9:52 PM - 22 Jul 2013

Twitter
Ty Martin
‏@tweetin_
A baby can drink a bottle and fall asleep. Its total fine. I drink a bottle and fall asleep. I’m an alcoholic. So unfair
7:37 AM - 3 Aug 2013

Facebook
SantaBanta
August 16, 2013 ·
A baby drinks a bottle and falls asleep and it’s totally fine.
I drink a bottle and fall asleep and I’m an alcoholic!
Totally unfair!

Joke All You Can
TUESDAY, MARCH 25, 2014
A baby drinks a bottle and falls asleep and it’s totally fine. I drink a bottle and fall asleep and I’m an alcoholic. Totally unfair.

Twitter
Laura Thompson
‏@PinkSparkleFace
A baby can drink a bottle, fall asleep, and people think it’s cute. If I do it, I’m an alcoholic. — feeling hopeful
1:48 PM - 3 Oct 2015

Twitter
ella
‏@EllahWilkins
A baby can drink a bottle and fall asleep and people will say it’s cute
but if I do it I’m an alcoholic, snm
1:53 PM - 6 Oct 2015

Twitter
UCHE
‏@curtis_Tyrace
A baby can drink a bottle and fall asleep and people say’s it’s cute. But if I do it, I am an alcoholic.
7:29 AM - 8 Oct 2015

Twitter
Sickipedia Official
‏@sickipedia
A baby can drink a bottle, fall asleep and people say it’s cute. If I do it, I’m a fucking alcoholic. http://bit.ly/1VNolnO
3:46 PM - 3 Feb 2016

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Wednesday, February 17, 2016 • Permalink